The Saga of Ninja Guy

I love old ninja movies, especially the ones released by Joseph Lai out of Hong Kong that typically spliced two separate films together to create a new movie. They would typically use a gritty drama or historical epic as the core movie, with scenes of westerners dressed in colorful ninja garb sprinkled throughout that had little, if anything, to do with the main narrative.

I made this quick edit from 1989’s Full Metal Ninja that actually went above and beyond the usual template and tried to actually tie the two different movies together (even though the plots still had nothing to do with each other):