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  • So Hell Week was quickly followed by Fire Week here in Southern California, as several pillars of smoke rose at once into the sky. There was the Airport Fire down in Orange County, The massive Line Fire over near Big Bear that looked like a volcanic eruption, and the Bridge Fire near me in the … Read More
  • I’ve edited this sequence to a lot of songs, but Hole’s Celebrity Skin has always been the one that fits the best. This is from the classic action film Above the Law starring Cynthia Rothrock and Karen Sheperd
  • Is he the inspiration for the image on the Shroud of Turin? The greatest triathlete of our age? All we know is his name is ZAR  
  • I edited this together from an old Apple sales video. There’s a point where they decided they wanted there to be some romantic tension between the sales guy and the lady, so I edited those scenes together into a montage some appropriate background music. Also, find someone who looks at you the way she looks … Read More
  • It’s a hot one. Like seven inches from the midday sun. For the last week. Day after day of heat so bad it makes you want to slap the people who were whining about the clouds and pleasant weather back in June. I’m gonna have to take out a second mortgage for the electric bill … Read More
  • Elon Musk laughs at a 20 year old meme, then stops and glares at his ottoman. The Martian X team member upon whose back Musk is resting his feet freezes in panic. To trigger the mercurial leader’s wrath was to court termination. Quite literally. For everything your eyes beheld was his. The walls were Elon’s, … Read More
  • A long, long time ago, my parents bought me a couple of Topps card packs for Star Trek: The Motion Picture, which had just been released. I was a fan of the series (I was Spock for Halloween when I was 3 years old), so my Dad must’ve thought it would be cool to spend … Read More
  • What if, prior to moving to Pawnee, Ron Swanson pursued a quest to become the ultimate Ninja?
  • It was a whirlwind week leading into the Labor Day weekend with everyone trying to get everything off their desks before the holiday, so work was chaotic most of the week until Friday. One of the great things about working in California is that for the most part, everyone pretty much agrees that the weekend … Read More
  • I love old ninja movies, especially the ones released by Joseph Lai out of Hong Kong that typically spliced two separate films together to create a new movie. They would typically use a gritty drama or historical epic as the core movie, with scenes of westerners dressed in colorful ninja garb sprinkled throughout that had … Read More